My Left Footloose

Maybe Alan Moore Will Watch THIS One…

The new owner of the Cleveland Indians, in an effort to lose badly enough that she can move the team, puts together a hodge-podge of washed-up ballplayers and fictional characters. Despite her interference, the deft coaching of Allan Quatermain (Sean Connery), experience of veteran pitcher Jake Taylor (Tom Berenger), and invisibility of shortstop Rodney Skinner (Tony Curran) unite to turn the losing team around. Fantastic finale as, in the ninth inning, Pedro Cerrrano (Dennis Haysbert) uses voodoo to summon the Nautilus out of center field, allowing Captain Nemo (Naseerudding Shah) to catch what would have been a home run.

Major League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

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Contributor Rick
Editor Rick

If you Liked This, You'll Love These Moneypenny is the M’aitre D’ | There’s No Crying in Squid Battles!

If you haven’t checked out the original comic book series of The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, you’re missing out on something wonderful. Here’s Alan Moore, the writer, talking about the book, an only being a little bit scary.

She Said I Was the Devil's Agent

Catholic schoolgirl Mary Clancy (Hayley Mills) teams up with symbologist Robert Langdon (Tom Hanks) to foil a sinister Illuminati plot to blow up the St. Francis Academy for Girls with an antimatter bomb.

The Trouble With Angels and Demons

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Editor Phil

If you Liked This, You'll Love These The Dangers of Single-Parent Households | You've got a Friend in Me

The official full-length trailer for Angels and Demons, which opens tonight.

There's No Crying in Squid Battles!

A shortage of men during WWII forces ocean explorer Captain Nemo (Tom Hanks) to "man" the Nautilus with female baseball players. Hello, sailor!

20,000 Leagues of Their Own

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How do you like your brandy, sir? In a glass.

Recently-widowed private detective Philip Marlowe is hired by a rich family to find a wayward daughter and recoup a gambling debt. Before the incomprehensible case is over, he's explored murder, drug-addiction, blackmail, a succession of incredibly tasty throw-away women, and the hotness that is Lauren Bacall. He finds the daughter (Meg Ryan) in a drugged stupor at the top of the Empire State Building.

The Big Sleepless in Seattle

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Contributor scott

Ed's Note: In case you aren't getting all your movie-geeking rocks off here, check out the discussion over at Amazon.com vis a vis The Big Sleep and The Big Lebowski.

And enjoy this little encounter from The Big Sleep.

Spoilerama: It's People, and the Big Guy is Probably Jesus

In an overpopulated futuristic Earth, a falsely accused deathrow inmate discovers a bizarre state secret involving the origins of a revolutionary and needed new food product. The bad news: the government wants him even more dead than before. The good news: the state eschews electrocution for death by peaceful new age slideshow.

The Soylent Green Mile

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Contributor piman25

Ed's Note: I wanted to find a clip online of the Drop Dead Gorgeous Soylent Green dramatic reading, but I couldn't. I found lots of video of Will Sasso playing with his penis, though. Thank god for the Internet.

Tax Day Special #4: Flip this House

A young couple (Vincent Price, Shelley Long) struggles to repair a hopelessly dilapidated house. After some investigating, they discover that the previous owners have been buried in the house... alive!

The Money Pit and the Pendulum

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This Is What Happens When You &#(@ a Stranger in the #&*($!

When a boy wishes to be big at a magic wish machine, he wakes up the next morning in the body of Jeffrey "Dude" Lebowski, a bowler and connoisseur of white russians and good smoke. What follows is a surreal caper full of murderous nihilists, pornographic cable men, million-dollar underwear, pedophile bowlers, and a magical and elusive rug ("It really tied the room together!") that will be his ticket back to his old life.

Big Lebowski

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Talk Hard, Run Far

Tom Hanks plays an accidentally wise, marathon-running, shrimp-fishing, Leonard-Cohen-playing operator of a pirate high school radio station. In his attempt to take on the school and the FCC, he learns the value of chocolate as a metaphor for life.

Forrest Gump Up the Volume

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Wind the Frog!

The brave Sherriff Woody and his friend Buzz Lightyear are taken by their owner, Andy, to a bizarre retreat where they are trained in bondage and sexual submission. Later, Andy discharges a debt by transferring ownership of Woody and Buzz to a whole bunch of claw-worshiping three-eyed aliens.

Toy Story of O

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